An African tampon adventure.

 A toilet break in the African bush goes horribly wrong.

On a trip to Africa I was out in the bush having a toilet break. I removed my tampon and (irresponsibly) threw it on the ground. Nature took its revenge, however, as a group of baboons descended upon my tampon with much glee, grabbing it up to play a game of “chase the baboon with the tampon”. Naturally all the noise caught the attention of our safari group who whipped out their cameras to photograph the active baboons while our guide pondered the cause of their behaviour and I shrunk embarrassedly in the back of the truck